My first blog! *cue the confetti*
Hi everyone. If you're reading this you're either a) bored. b) a loser who has nothing better to do. or c) a stalker.
So if you find yourself in that last category, well...I have a taser.
I started school last week, which is partly why I'm starting the blog. Now I can have something fun to do when I'm slacking off in class with my handy-dandy laptop. What I wouldn't give for minis in Mr. Goodwin's class. Today I had to resort to composing music in that class to stay awake. When you find composing classical violin music fun, where else would you be besides 10th grade World History?
So! High school.
Things I can live with.
~Mrs. Harmon is giving us coffee. Which is pretty awesome. And since she'll probably read this, 'sup Mrs. Harmon?
~Chemistry is fun. We're doing a mastery system, which basically means I can procrastinate or over-achieve at my own discretion.
~I can't think of anything else. I'm such a pessimistic teen stereotype, I could be on Degrassi.
Things that are stupid.
~Advisory. I mean, Coach Armstrong is cooler than waffles, don't get me wrong. But what's the point? I have to give up 20 minutes of lunch just to make random conversation about Dave the Barbarian and hippies? And I couldn't even bust into the Pastry Booger Song from Dave the Barbarian because no one loves it like I do. Frustrating.
~What happened to the slushy machine in the cafeteria?
~I'm not allowed to ride the band bus to games. Waaaaaaah.
~I have this increasing paranoia that something super cool goes on in World History while I'm asleep. Every B day I say to myself, "Okay. I'm going to stay awake today. I can do it, I got like..5 hours of sleep last night!" But I get in there, and he turns the lights off and starts talking and I am OUT. But then I got to thinking. What if while I'm asleep, he decides to turn on a Disney movie and give everyone popsicles? Or a DJ drops down from the ceiling and Mr. Goodwin starts krumping? Because it is just NOT possible for a class to be so uneventful.
Okay I'm in English, so I'm gonna go do some classwork. Bye!
PS. Just so you know a little more about my blog..
The title/url is a Jared Leto reference. He is my future husband.
'Sup Emily! I doubt Mr. Goodwin's giving out popsicles, but you might learn something if you stay awake! ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm supposed to be learning at school?
ReplyDeleteShoot.